Inspirational Posters For The Cubicle Era
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
Plagiarism saves time.
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
We waste time, so you don't have to.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
Succeed in spite of management.
Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
PrincessEvilina | 11:36 PM
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. " Frank Sinatra
PrincessEvilina | 11:21 PM
Monday, March 03, 2003
Letter to PETA
I know I wont win any awards for my writing skills but I just had to say something.
Here it is:
I know my opinion will not change anything with your campaign but I had to register my displeasure with your choice of analogies. I find the use of Holocaust quotes,terminology, and pictures, and the likening of eating meat to the atrocity of the Holocaust, slightly offensive at best. I'm sure it was intended to stir things up and get people talking, but speaking for me and my group of close friends, all you have done is sparked some serious outrage and indignation. We are all extraordinarily offended to say the least. Shame on you.
Mrs. E. M******.
Short and sweet eh?
PrincessEvilina | 3:23 PM
Saturday, March 01, 2003
My dear old friend decided to come visit me today right out of the blue. I'm so happy I could do handstands! I mean I could if I wasn't all messed up and in need of surgery but you get the idea. lol Yippee!!!!!!!!
PrincessEvilina | 4:34 PM
I look at parents sometimes and wonder how they forget what it was like to be a child. I'm 34 and I still remember. It's sad when I see a parent making such big mistakes and I can't say anything. No matter what some children do it's never good enough. The bring home B's and it should have been A's. They are trustworthy and respectful and still they get treated like delinquents. Then the parents throw their hands up one day and say, "What have I done wrong? What is the matter with my child?" It reminds me of my mother. I was so square it was nauseating but I still got treated like a criminal. Finally one day I decided that since I was always being accused of wrongdoing, I might as well jump right in and do some. At least that way the punishment of being on lockdown all the time was justified.Some people just don't get it.
PrincessEvilina | 11:16 AM