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Thursday, March 27, 2003
 
Percocet is my friend. :D Woo Hoo Hoo! Time keeps on slippin slippin slippin.........

Stole this from Adele's journal cuz it made me laugh. Is it really funny or am I just too doped up to know better? I laughed my ass off when I read it. Anyway, without further ado, here it is:

"You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war."
PrincessEvilina | 6:22 PM |
Tuesday, March 25, 2003
 
the surgery went well. i have had a minor complication or two but i am intact and fairly high so i cant complain.
PrincessEvilina | 4:25 PM |
Monday, March 24, 2003
 

What Pattern Are You?


PrincessEvilina | 5:22 PM |
 
Food for thought. I know I'm supposed to gone but hubby went to fuel up so I had a minute. Sue me. lol

Thought 4 The Day
PrincessEvilina | 4:32 PM |
 
This is it. I got a call asking me to be at the hospital at 6 a.m. instead of 6:30. Nice of them to move things up like that. Less time for me to be nervous. I have visions of waking up screaming in pain dancing through my head. It's only a shoulder I tell myself and then I think of cutting. stiching, and shaving of bone and I get all squeamish again. Pain is to be expected so why the worry? It's unavoidable so no sense going on about it right? They'll knock me out, cut me open, fix my shoulder, and put it back together. As long as I have hubby wake me up to take a pill every 3 hours it shouldn't be too bad. During ankle surgery he was pretty flaky about that and I had some rough moments. I should be able to count on him for something so simple but I can't. That's a good portion of my worry. Maybe I will call Vickie and ask her to be my wake up call. I know she'd be glad to do it and as long as I turn the ringer up super loud, I should hear it. *sigh* I don't want to go. In the end it will be worth it. No more shoulder pain and I can go back to work. I know it only makes sense and it has to be done but I still don't want to go. Woe is me.

Time to stop being a baby and get going. If I write in here anytime soon it will likely be all lowercase with no punctuation. How does one take a shower without getting their shoulder wet? This is going to be interesting. Wiping with my left hand will also be a joy. I'd better make sure we have plenty of TP because I will be using a ton of it. I need to stop typing and go. At least we're spending the night at a friends, so I wont have to get up as early to get to the surgery center. Okay. I mean it this time. I'm really going. Goodbye.
PrincessEvilina | 4:11 PM |
Sunday, March 23, 2003
 
I am conflicted. After reading a lot about Saddam and the atrocities he has commited I am even more certain that he must be stopped. The thought that one or both of my stepsons may be killed accomplishing that goal is a big problem. I want Saddam to be destroyed but I don't want anyone to have to die other than him. Same goes for Osama. Of course I know neither goal can be achieved without loss of life. And therin lies the problem.

I am also considering not taking my Lexapro anymore.I'm not jumping for joy but I feel pretty even. Part of me wonders if I would feel the same if I stop taking my medication. I despise it. It doesn't seem right to have to rely on a pill to function. If I was bubbling over with enthusiasm every day that would be one thing but I am just sort of flat. No major highs or lows. I feel like I did prior to the huge low that almost sent me driving off that cliff. If I stop the meds will I get worse or will I stay the same as I am right now? If stopping means I will get worse, I have to wonder how bad off I really am. Does the pill mask my feelings of inadequacy and worthlessness? Is there an inner death monger dwelling inside me? If I stop the pills and sink to an all time low I will undoubtedly make a grand exit.I know it's dangerous but I am burning with curiosity. I think I will start halving the pills and see what happens. Cold Turkey might be too much. I could go homicidal or something. Considering my gun collection and endless supply of ammo, a psychotic break would likely be tragic. At this moment I am not obssesed with dying. I just don't give a fuck either way. Neutral is so boring. *sigh*
PrincessEvilina | 9:39 PM |
 
Aerial picture of Baghdad It takes a while to load but it's worth it.
PrincessEvilina | 8:38 PM |
 
Smirk
You're the smirk,a frown-smile hybrid that's a
little bit cocky and usually associated with
evil or arrogant,but attractive people.You
probably just don't give a damn,but it's
everyone else's fault if you don't because
you're too awesome to have any real faults.


What Kind of Smile are You?
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PrincessEvilina | 8:36 PM |
 
Optimus Prime is out there kicking ass! I used to love the transformers. I guess he did too. It's good to know the most kick ass Transformer ever is on our side.

National guardman changed his name to a toy | wkyc.com
PrincessEvilina | 8:30 PM |
 
Bracing against the wind
PrincessEvilina | 12:18 PM |
Saturday, March 22, 2003
 
VENT

Rude people suck. E invited his friend and the wife over for dinner. They were supposed to be here at six. They called at 5:30 and said they'd be a little late. It's now 7:00. They knew he was making Prime Rib and it's not like that shit can sit around forever. How rude is that?
It's times like these when I almost thank my mother for my super strict upbringing. At least she brought me up to have manners and class. I would never dream of being so rude. I always show up on the dot if not a tiny bit early and I never come empty handed. Isn't that just basic comon courtesy? It amazes me just how many people seem to have been brought up in a barn. I have to wonder what their parents were like. Jeez.
Fuck em I say. I just laid down the law and told E they have five minutes to get here or we're eating without them. Hmpf!
PrincessEvilina | 7:08 PM |
Friday, March 21, 2003
 
I drink alone......with nobody else..........
I have decided to get obnoxiously polluted this evening. The hubby is working overtime, I have plenty of booze and ciggies so why not? I'm sure I'll hate myself in the morning but a small dose of self loathing now and again has been known to spark the creative process. Bottoms up!
PrincessEvilina | 5:37 PM |
Wednesday, March 19, 2003
 
I am loving this picture.
PrincessEvilina | 10:02 PM |
 
Saddam Hussein's LiveJournal -- Entries

Friggen hilarious. By far one of the best Live Journals I have ever read.


I cant help noticing that Live Journal is pretty much always up and running and the comments dont disappear either. I'm considering a switch again. I hate the idea of having to move everything but I just might. I hope my blogroll will work there. As long as I can have all the stuff there that I have here in my sidebar, I think I'll go for it. Time to research.
PrincessEvilina | 9:09 PM |
 
War is imminent. I am so worn out from thinking about it. I don't know what else to say. At this point I need to send all of my energy to my step sons so that they come home safely. I must think happy thoughts. I'm going to make it a point to send them little funny bits and tasty snacks so they have some enjoyment while they are away. They WILL come back safely. They have to.
PrincessEvilina | 10:36 AM |
Tuesday, March 18, 2003
 
After a lengthy abdominal scan it seems that my appendix is going to be just fine. However (you knew that was coming huh?) my gall bladder is a different story. I have a very large gall stone and several small ones as well. I guess it's true that bad things come in threes. First a broken ankle needing surgery, Shoulder surgery next week, and now a possible gall bladder removal. Sine the shoulder happened late last year I haven't actually managed to injure myself this year. I don't think the gallbladder counts since it's nothing I actually did to myself out of clumsiness.
My slogan for this year is Injury Free in 2003! Can I get a hell yeah? I need all the help I can get folks. I am a walking accident.
PrincessEvilina | 1:03 PM |
Monday, March 17, 2003
 
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take the "are you thomas pynchon, goethe, or a brick wall?" test.


and go to mewing.net. weirder and weirder every day.

PrincessEvilina | 10:56 PM |
 
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take the virgin-whore dichotomy quiz.


and go to mewing.net. where we're all studs.

PrincessEvilina | 10:37 PM |
 
Braids yes, cornrows sometimes, beads....not since 6th grade. Not that it matters.

cornrow
You take a long time but you're a work of art when
you're done. Just make sure you have the
replacement beads...


Which 80's Black Hairstyle Are You?
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PrincessEvilina | 9:13 PM |
 
The next thing you’ll notice about people in Utah, as you glance upward from the brown belt and brown shoes, is the attention to detail they give to the back of their heads. It’s as if the whole state has been told that they can’t possibly go out with the back of their heads looking like that, and so they go back and spend ten more minutes with their backsides to the mirror creating what I like to call The Conflagration! It’s a miniature replica, in follicle form, of the ferocious fire that will swallow the earth at the second coming of Jesus Christ. It’s as if people are bearing testimony with their hair that God lives and is angry.


Read more here:

dooce - Established Not So Longish Ago
PrincessEvilina | 9:04 PM |
 
Have you all gotten the email about the Charlie Daniels press release? Here's Jeff Walls' reply. Twangzine -
PrincessEvilina | 8:27 PM |
 
I need this Baby Phat outfit. I need the jacket and all of the pants to go with it. Feel free to buy it for me I won't mind. :)
Baby Phat
I need everything on this page too.
PrincessEvilina | 8:04 PM |
 
Meet B.O.B.

This is B.O.B. He is my Battery Operated Boyfriend. You'd think that being married would lessen the need for him but alas no. Between overtime, flu like symptoms and just general lethargy, it's much easier to push a button and receive gratification within minutes. No sweating, no shifting into awkward positions, no mess to clean up later. Just me and B.O.B. doing our thing. Considering how often batteries go on sale, he's cost effective in addition to being fullfilling.
PrincessEvilina | 6:38 PM |
 
A woman just called and asked to speak to Aaron. After some discussion we detremined that she really wanted to speak to my husband. She said "Well I'm looking for E-R-N-I-E" I said "That spells ERNIE and he isn't here right now". Her reply, "I'm not too good with names. Not too good with names? I'm thinking not too good with basic reading myself. I had to bite my tongue.
PrincessEvilina | 10:47 AM |
 
Luke Powell - Photographs Fine Art Landscapes Afghanistan Pakistan Ladakh Middle East Central Asia Travel Muslim Islam Palestine Egypt Vermont Chapel Hill Ceylon Sri Lanka
PrincessEvilina | 12:51 AM |
 
Freakshow in my pocket Odd but fun.
PrincessEvilina | 12:33 AM |
 
Can't sleep, my comments are MIA, and I still feel like shit. Ever have one of those days where you wish you could have just slept right on through?
PrincessEvilina | 12:26 AM |
Sunday, March 16, 2003
 
I Am
Suspended decision. Initiation, divination, prophecy. Turning point in psychic powers. Trust in inner voice.
Suspension, change, reversal, boredom, abandonment, sacrifice, readjustment, improvement, rebirth
He usually represents a time of feeling in limbo, being stuck or being prevented from moving forward. He's usually depicted hanging upside down with his hands tied - that's just what it feels like! We need to remain flexible and willing to let go of things, it's probably a time for sacrifice. Like the man in this card from the Murciano Tarot, don't sweat it, take some time out and be patient.
The Hanged Man - External Meaning: Spiritual awareness and the happiness and assuredness it brings. Sacrificing for a noble purpose. Reveral of one's current way of life. Inner peace. Developed intuition and prophecy. Esoteric Meaning: The spirit of the mighty waters. Reversing false images. Sacrifice. Energys: Water
Which tarot card are you?


PrincessEvilina | 8:16 PM |
 
Just in case my Blog wasn't proof enough for you:
This just goes to show you that any sociopathic nutjob can have a web site of their very own.


Time Cube
"word world" enslavement of humans. Word
has no inherent value, as it was invented as a
counterfeit and fictitious value to represent
natural values in commerce. Unfortunately,
human values have declined to fictitious
word values. Unknowingly, you are living
in a "Word World", as in a fictitious life
PrincessEvilina | 1:45 PM |
 
What a cute! The blogging is large! The Blogging is large! What more can I say?
PrincessEvilina | 1:35 PM |
 
The Memory Hole > This Is War
I remember seeing the phtos my friend brought home from Desert Storm. Hundreds of images of charred autos with bodies inside, camels burnt to a crisp, young children and women in grim death poses. He must have taken over 300 pictures while he was there. I don't know why he felt he needed to have them but he put them all in tidy little albums and stored them in a shoebox in his closet. The images he shared with me make the pictures at the above link seem pretty tame by comparison.
PrincessEvilina | 1:11 PM |
 
I don't know what the fuck is going on but I had a killer migraine all day yesterday. I haven't had one of those since 3rd grade. Its gone today but I have a killer pain in my lower right abdomen that won't quit, and I havent been able to keep any food down since yesterday. At this point I am actually praying for death. Projectile vomiting is no fun at all. Can I get a witness?
PrincessEvilina | 12:32 PM |
Saturday, March 15, 2003
 
I am not in favor of the war. To some people that makes me anti American and just as bad as the terrorists. Normally I would say that I'm sorry they feel that way but I won't, because I'm not. Frankly I don't give a damn.I don't support killing a bunch of civilians who have the misfortune to have assholes like Osama and Saddam running amok in their country. I don't support sending thousands of our men and women to fight and possibly die. My saying that makes a lot of people jump to conclusions about who I am and what I believe. I could argue with them but why bother? If saying "I don't support the war" makes a person assume they know anything about me then it isn't worth my time to try to discuss it. I said I didn't support the war but I never said I didn't support killing those two miserable sons of bitches. I do. I just don't want a bunch of people who have nothing to do with it get hurt in the process. If I could have it my way I would send some Special Forces in to catch them both with their pants down and blast them into the hereafter. Anyone that tries to stand in their way can eat shit and die also. It just seems to me that doing it that way would be much tidier. We all know what happened the last time they sent a shitload of troops in to get Saddam. If that tactic was so wonderful the piece of shit wouldn't still be there now would he? Given the chance, I would cut Osamas throat myself and I would enjoy watching him slowly bleed out and die. If that makes me anti- American then so be it.










A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! there's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with youcompletely!

This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, there's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY Women are clever, evil bitches.Don't mess with them.

PrincessEvilina | 10:35 AM |
Thursday, March 13, 2003
 
Swiped from Bernadette at WOWSVILLE!

2
congrats! you are an artsy indie fuck! you
understand way more then any normal human being
in so much ways. you listen to the most
excellent abstract music and analize everything
it means and even doesnt mean! art is the life
around us and no one else could possibly think
about understanding it


what type of indie fuck are you?
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PrincessEvilina | 9:37 AM |
 
Memorandum
Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.
Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.
Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.
PrincessEvilina | 9:28 AM |
Wednesday, March 12, 2003
 
This is one of the best ideas I've seen in a long time. I never considered the pets of people who get sent off to war. I imagine quite a few of them are single with pets. Rather than them having to give the pets away or pay outrageous kennel fees, they can have their pets fostered. How marvelous! I have four pets so whats one or two more? I'm signing up! NetPets Foster
PrincessEvilina | 12:21 PM |
Monday, March 10, 2003
 
Change of plans. I now hate Theo who came to work sick thereby passing it on to Ernie which made him bitchy which made me angry and headachey which results in us both being sick as dogs today and laying around feeling pitiful. Yep. I hate Theo.
PrincessEvilina | 3:40 PM |
Sunday, March 09, 2003
 
Lets see...it's been almost four hours since my last post and yep................ still hate him! He left for an hour and my headache was almost gone but then he came back. *frown* I'm going to take a handfull of painkillers and just hit the sack.





Asshole!
PrincessEvilina | 6:59 PM |
 
Today is one of those days when being married isn't fun. If I was sinlge I could just say "Fuck off asshole" and get up, grab my things and go home. Unfortunately this is home. It may also be the scene of the latest California husband killing if he doesn't stop being such a prick. I have a cold too you cock knocker but you don't see me trying to pick fights and be assholish to everyone do you? And to think that little girls dream about this shit. I bet you everything I own that little girls would start dreaming about something else if they had any clue about what marriage can really be like.
Nothing is perfect all of time and I know that. I don't expect perfection at all. I just wish it was a condition of marriage that each person gets their own house. They could be right next door to each other and that would be fine as long as I had a place to go to get away from this asshole now and then. I need a little happy place to call my own where his crabby moods can't get in and wreck it. I feel like hauling off and socking him in his mutherfucking eye right about now.
PrincessEvilina | 4:40 PM |
Saturday, March 08, 2003
 
I went to Renaissance Faire today. Boy are there some serious freaks running around that place.I hadn't been in a few years. I forgot how may weirdos there are running around in strange costumes and stuff. People chained up and being drug behind 'masters' ,long haired men in tights and boots, men in skirts, ladies with breats flopping out, tattoos, piercings, mead and ale,sword fights, and all sorts of debauchery.All I want to know is....................
Where do I sign up?



Is a picture really worth a thousand words? Why only a thousand? If you stop to consider all of the different languages in the world, and couple that with the fact that a thousand people can all look at the same picture and think something entirely different, I would say that a thosuand words is really underestimating things quite a bit.
PrincessEvilina | 10:07 PM |
Friday, March 07, 2003
 
Inspirational Posters For The Cubicle Era

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

Plagiarism saves time.

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

We waste time, so you don't have to.

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

Succeed in spite of management.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.




PrincessEvilina | 11:36 PM |
 
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. " Frank Sinatra
PrincessEvilina | 11:21 PM |
Monday, March 03, 2003
 
Letter to PETA

I know I wont win any awards for my writing skills but I just had to say something.
Here it is:
Dear PETA,
I know my opinion will not change anything with your campaign but I had to register my displeasure with your choice of analogies. I find the use of Holocaust quotes,terminology, and pictures, and the likening of eating meat to the atrocity of the Holocaust, slightly offensive at best. I'm sure it was intended to stir things up and get people talking, but speaking for me and my group of close friends, all you have done is sparked some serious outrage and indignation. We are all extraordinarily offended to say the least. Shame on you.

Mrs. E. M******.


Short and sweet eh?
PrincessEvilina | 3:23 PM |
Saturday, March 01, 2003
 
My dear old friend decided to come visit me today right out of the blue. I'm so happy I could do handstands! I mean I could if I wasn't all messed up and in need of surgery but you get the idea. lol Yippee!!!!!!!!
PrincessEvilina | 4:34 PM |
 
I look at parents sometimes and wonder how they forget what it was like to be a child. I'm 34 and I still remember. It's sad when I see a parent making such big mistakes and I can't say anything. No matter what some children do it's never good enough. The bring home B's and it should have been A's. They are trustworthy and respectful and still they get treated like delinquents. Then the parents throw their hands up one day and say, "What have I done wrong? What is the matter with my child?" It reminds me of my mother. I was so square it was nauseating but I still got treated like a criminal. Finally one day I decided that since I was always being accused of wrongdoing, I might as well jump right in and do some. At least that way the punishment of being on lockdown all the time was justified.Some people just don't get it.
PrincessEvilina | 11:16 AM |